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Music Light Bulb Jokes


Light bulb jokes is one of the ‘standard repertoire’ of jokes in English speaking world. Light bulb jokes involves almost everybody, from a database engineer to a dadaist. Here are the ones on music and musicians. Gathered from many sources.

Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

Q: How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can’t get up that high!

Q: How many trombonists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he’ll do it too loudly.

Q: How many indie musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They used to need help, but now they can do it by themselves! Well, they will be able to soon. Mostly. Maybe.

Q: How many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. She holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around her.

Q: How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them. One to change the bulb, and the rest to complain about how high it is.

Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to bitch that they could have done it if they had the high notes.

Q: How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They’re so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.

Q: How many punk-rock musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.

About mikebm (1339 Articles)
An arts journalist, a conductor, an educator, a young arts manager whose passion drove him to leave a multinational IT cooperation to study Arts Administration and Cultural Policy in London and went back to Indonesia to build the scene there.

2 Comments on Music Light Bulb Jokes

  1. hahahahaha…
    sukses deh joke yang satu ini!!!!! wakakaka..

  2. LOL, lightbulb jokes? 😆

    ~nice xD

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