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Jokes for The Week

A nice couple of jokes to lighten up your day…. Again taken from many sources. Enjoy!

Q: Why does a violinist have a handkerchief under his chin when he plays?
A: Because violins have no spit valve.

Q:How do you get a ‘cellist to play fortissimo?
A:Write “pp, espressivo”

Q: What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular telephone?
A: An optimist.

These two tuba players walk past a bar…
Well, it could happen!

Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

Any comments?

About mikebm (1339 Articles)
An arts journalist, a conductor, an educator, a young arts manager whose passion drove him to leave a multinational IT cooperation to study Arts Administration and Cultural Policy in London and went back to Indonesia to build the scene there.

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