A nice couple of jokes to lighten up your day…. Again taken from many sources. Enjoy!
Q: Why does a violinist have a handkerchief under his chin when he plays?
A: Because violins have no spit valve.
Q:How do you get a ‘cellist to play fortissimo?
A:Write “pp, espressivo”
Q: What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular telephone?
A: An optimist.
These two tuba players walk past a bar…
Well, it could happen!
Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.