Long time no jokes. So, here comes some of the jokes I found on the net. Now the theme is beer and weapons. Enjoy!
Q: What’s the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
A: No-one minds if you spill beer on a fiddle.
Q: Why is a violinist like a SCUD missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
Q: Why was the piano invented?
A: So the musician would have a place to put his beer.
Q: How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
A: Shoot one.
Q: What’s the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
A: A bad oboist can kill you.