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Beer and SCUD

Long time no jokes. So, here comes some of the jokes I found on the net. Now the theme is beer and weapons. Enjoy!

Q: What’s the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
A: No-one minds if you spill beer on a fiddle.

Q: Why is a violinist like a SCUD missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Q: Why was the piano invented?
A: So the musician would have a place to put his beer.

Q: How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?
A: Shoot one.

Q: What’s the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
A: A bad oboist can kill you.

About mikebm (1339 Articles)
An arts journalist, a conductor, an educator, a young arts manager whose passion drove him to leave a multinational IT cooperation to study Arts Administration and Cultural Policy in London and went back to Indonesia to build the scene there.

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