You Might Be a Musician if…
- your heros are Palestrina and Mussorgsky.
- you can sing all of Beethoven�s Fifth Symphony.
- you begin conducting with a piece of uncooked spaghetti.
- you can describe two differences between opera and oratorio.
- you can play more instruments than the average person can name.
- you try to figure out what song is printed on cute music mugs you see in stores.
taken from http://www.workjoke.com/musicians-jokes.html