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A Conductor & A Humble Man


Q: Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a violin case?  
A: They think he’s carrying a machine gun and might be about to use it. 
Q: Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a viola case?  
A: They think he’s carrying a viola and might be about to use it. 

A man and his son were walking through a cemetery. The boy asked, “Daddy, do they bury two people in the same grave?”
The father said, “Two people? Let me look.”
So the father took a look, and sure enough, the marker said, “Here lies a symphony conductor and a humble man.”

Q: Christopher Hogwood, Daniel Barenboim, and Neville Mariner are all on the same plane when it ditches in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who is saved?
A: Mozart

Taken from http://suewidemark.com/violinjokes.htm

About mikebm (1339 Articles)
An arts journalist, a conductor, an educator, a young arts manager whose passion drove him to leave a multinational IT cooperation to study Arts Administration and Cultural Policy in London and went back to Indonesia to build the scene there.

1 Comment on A Conductor & A Humble Man

  1. So the father took a look, and sure enough, the marker said, “Here lies a symphony conductor and a humble man.”

    I LOL’d. 😆

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