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Sing, Sing, Sing

23 Oktober 2009 // 1 Comment

Wonderful jokes about singers…. And somewhat in jokes you always see a glimpse of truth behind it, and that’s why it’s funny… What’s the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? About 10 pounds. How do you [Lanjut...]

A Conductor & A Humble Man

24 September 2009 // 1 Comment

Q: Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a violin case?   A: They think he’s carrying a machine gun and might be about to use it.  Q: Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a viola [Lanjut...]

Musician If…

17 September 2009 // 3 Comments

You Might Be a Musician if… your heros are Palestrina and Mussorgsky. you can sing all of Beethoven�s Fifth Symphony. you begin conducting with a piece of uncooked spaghetti. you can describe two differences between opera and oratorio. you can play [Lanjut...]

Violin Jokes

1 September 2009 // 0 Comments

Q: What’s the difference between a violin and a viola? A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger. Q: What do you call one pretty good violinist, one better-than-average violinist, one [Lanjut...]

Nerd and Alto Clarinet

30 Juli 2009 // 0 Comments

It’s been quite some time since we had jokes in the blog. Here are some for you, enjoy! The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the Majesty of God and in its ending we know the Grace of God. What’s the definition of [Lanjut...]

Playing in Unison

6 Maret 2009 // 0 Comments

Q: What’s does a stripper do with her asshole right before she goes to work? A: Drop him off at rehersal. Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a keyboard player’s arm? A: A tattoo Q: What do you call a building full of guitar players? A: Jail [Lanjut...]

Beer and SCUD

15 Januari 2009 // 0 Comments

Long time no jokes. So, here comes some of the jokes I found on the net. Now the theme is beer and weapons. Enjoy! Q: What’s the difference between a fiddle and a violin? A: No-one minds if you spill beer on a fiddle. Q: Why is a violinist like a SCUD [Lanjut...]

IQ Guessing…

5 Desember 2008 // 2 Comments

There was a certain bartender who was quite famous for being able to accurately guess people’s IQs. One night a man walked in and talked to him briefly and the bartender said, “Wow! You must have an IQ of about 140! You should meet this guy over [Lanjut...]

Drummer Jokes

10 November 2008 // 6 Comments

Almost every rock band has a drummer. These following jokes are dedicated for them… What sentence do drummers use the least? “Hey guys, why don’t we try one of my songs? A drummer tried to teach himself to play the flute. After practicing [Lanjut...]