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Singers’ Jokes

3 Oktober 2008 // 3 Comments

We had fun with many musicians, now it is the singers’ turn. Taken from http://www.ahajokes.com/vocal.html Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in. Q: What is the [Lanjut...]

Jokes for The Week

18 Juli 2008 // 0 Comments

A nice couple of jokes to lighten up your day…. Again taken from many sources. Enjoy! Q: Why does a violinist have a handkerchief under his chin when he plays? A: Because violins have no spit valve. Q:How do you get a ‘cellist to play fortissimo? [Lanjut...]

Music Light Bulb Jokes

14 Juni 2008 // 3 Comments

Light bulb jokes is one of the ‘standard repertoire’ of jokes in English speaking world. Light bulb jokes involves almost everybody, from a database engineer to a dadaist. Here are the ones on music and musicians. Gathered from many sources. Q: [Lanjut...]

Violinist at Court

4 Juni 2008 // 3 Comments

Just found it in mit.edu. Found it interestingly funny…. “Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. “You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son violin [Lanjut...]

Career in Bass Guitar, Why Not?

17 Mei 2008 // 2 Comments

Are you planning to study bass guitar and make a living from it? Go ahead! Taken from http://users.bentonrea.com/~sasquatch/musicjokes/index.html As a birthday gift a father decided to get his son a bass guitar and some lessons. After the first lesson the [Lanjut...]

St. Peter and Musicians

29 April 2008 // 4 Comments

Find these nice things on http://www.jtblues.com/jokes.html. St. Peter is believed by some Christians as the gatekeeper of heaven. He watches and is responsible for any entrants to heaven. These writings took place when a 3-people group arrived at the gates [Lanjut...]

Golden Rules in Ensemble Singing

16 April 2008 // 7 Comments

A nice joke for intermezzo after quite some time this blog is full of serious posts. Taken from here and I will take jokes from there from time to time. If you like singing in large groups, such as ensembles, choirs, this is one for you…. Golden Rules [Lanjut...]

Composer Effects

26 Februari 2008 // 5 Comments

Found it extremely funny, especially when you really know these composers lives and works. Taken from: http://sdgmusic.org/directorsblog/?p=82. Good intermezzi… And of course unlike other posts, this one is definitely not my writing. Composer Effects [Lanjut...]